B.E. Post
“Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, His own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.”
John Milton, The Devil’s Advocate
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I believe that life, the universe, and everything is “of God”, but just because I believe in Him - well, I more than believe in Him, in my darkest hour it was His voice and my submission to Him that brought me back from coma to consciousness – doesn’t mean I blindly follow Him. Our relationship is like... like a father-son relationship, if the father was made up of infinite patience and an impossibly impressive propensity to forgive whilst the son was made up of pure resentment, a compulsion to unconsciously disobey, and a complete and utter shamelessness in terms of the number of times he'll repeat what he knows is a preordained cycle.
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